I'm single I have ridiculously high standards

" Gee, I don't get it Steven, you've been single for like FOREVER!!! Why is that? It's so weird I mean, girls like you and stuff and you're cute and a fantastic guy... you don't have bad habits/bad table manners,and you know plenty of attractive girls. So... How come you're still single ? " It's not that I'm superficial or vapid - on the contrary! I am looking for someone who fills ALL the criteria of an ideal soulmate, and finding it very difficult! Often it seems hopeless and I may feel like it could be time to just give up and 'settle'. But don't lose hope! This will only lead to a worse kind of sorrow. For as long as the sun rises and the moon shines and there are people who walk this earth (and they're not ALL ugly), there is hope! Some day princess will come and make my life complete... What do you think ?