Lost In Virtual Translation

If you are mistakingly reading this, you are in good luck! 31yr old male here that LOVES to cook (I AM a Chef, afterall), works very hard and plays HARDER. Life is too short to be mundane. I enjoy the finer things in life, yet prefer the simpler things. I can make you laugh and I can make you cry (in a good way). Love sports and doing outdoor (and indoor) activities, so you better be able to keep up :) There's a lot more to me then words are allowed, so feel free to talk to me. I don't mind chatting with girls or guys since I am trying to meet Viet people here in SoCal, but keep in mind that I'm not gay, ok fellas? :) Other then that, I'm going to Vietnam (Saigon) next month and looking to meet people that are either over there right now or is going to be over there next month. I need insight on what to do, where to go, and basicly looking for someone that i can have a good time with over there, or at least tell me what its like over there now. Looking For: Must be willing to be taken out to dinner on a regular basis (tough one,huh?). Must be willing to at LEAST try new and interesting foods. Must be able to enjoy the outdoors, if you can play or willing to learn tennis, thats a start. Must be easy-going, relaxed and "down for whatever" since I like to do things on a whim (like a weekend trip to Mexico). MUST be able to get along with my friends, which can be ecletic and sarcastic, but are good people. MUST be able to laugh at themself sometimes and not take things too seriously. Must have a good sense of humor, no, I mean it,realy. If there's anything I like better then food and sex (did I say that out loud?), its laughing. Must be able to be monogamous if we take it "to the next level", I know, I know, the urge is always there, but if I can do it, so can you. MUST not care that I don't drive a BMW or a Mercedes. My car has 4 wheels and 2 doors and motor, thats all I care about. And I could care less if you have a Gucci bag or not, I'm not dating your accessories.