Seeking guru to assist in life :)

HELP WANTED! In need of Pinky to help me, the Brain, in taking over the world. Must have previous experience in world takeover efforts. Credentials and references are a must! Job requirements are dependent on looks (to infitrate other organizations, of course), intelligence (can be smarter than the Brain, ideally preferred), physically fit (ahem, ummmmm, to be able to run away from people chasing after us...yea thats it!), personality (a definite attribute, the Brain is highly sarcastic and loves to crack crazy jokes). Position is highly sought after so a background check and extensive interviews will be neccessary. Please remember, the Brain is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Looking For: A person who is honest, compassionate, and knows how to take over the world :) Some one who is just herself and does not have to prove to be anything else. A girl that is happy and confident. Criticism is ok but would love for it to be constructive rather than just plain old negative. Every one is welcome to be friends. And if more then....